Vernon R.J. Schmid's Page for Humour

This page provides access to a few items of a humourous nature.

"A Clean Screen is a Safe Screen": Keep your greasy fingers off of my monitor!!....
"North Pole Systems Team Heads South": What would happen in a systems project at the North Pole?....
"To Hold, and When to Hold": If you are trying to understand Operations Research and/or William Shakespeare's relevance in our age, maybe this will help.
Top Secret [refer to movie "The Canadian Conspiracy"], a

Your comments, suggestions, questions, or concerns would be very much appreciated. Please direct them to: vschmid@telus.net.